As Yet, Untitled

Commissioned January 2013 by The Bike Shed Theatre for Winter Warmed
"a clever deconstruction of the entire premise of the theatre" - RazzMag.Wordpress

Sit down. 
I hope you're comfortable. 
You ought to be, the chairs here are nice.
People have sponsored them. 
Maybe you've sponsored them. 
It doesn't matter.
It ought to matter, to you, but it might not. 

I'm just saying
 something
about why we're all here, 
tonight 
 about what we've come to see. 

There may be handouts.
I'm not sure.